Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp | Official MatPat & Game Theory Merch
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp
Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp

Corporate Mandated Lava Lamp

Regular price$39.99
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  • Orders will begin shipping in early August 2022.

After years of research and reverse engineering, our team here at Theory Corp. has developed what our scientists call “the perfect light source.” Containing a highly volatile alien “Lava” like  material, its  glow has a tendency to hypnotize and calm the mind. Corporate Mandates this to be a premiere stress reliever for all Theory Corp. personnel.

  • Theorist Green Lava
  • Limited Quantities Available
  • Product Size: 16" x 3.86"
  • Metal Base with Alien Theorist Logo on Front and Game Theory on back
  • Glass Casing
  • Incandescent bulb included
  • ETL Certified

- ETL certified
- Conforms to UL962
- Conforms to EN60598-2-10
- Product size: 16" x 3.86"
- Metal base & glass bottle
- E17 R39 25W 120V Incandescent bulb included
- Max 25W
- Input: 120V 60Hz
- Inline on / off switch
- This is not a toy
- Ages 14+

Orders will begin shipping in early August 2022.

Multi-item orders will ship together based on the latest item ship date.

Please set expectations accordingly.

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Testimonials

I love how soft my items are!!

Mariel

Thanks for my awesome TheoryWear that arrived today! So, so soft and comfy.

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